"Before using Major Bill's Lip Balm my lips seemed to stay dry and I was constantly applying Chapstick to my lips. Since using Major Bill's Lip Balm my lips no longer feel dry and chapped." ...M. from Columbus GA.
I formulatd my Lip Balm to satisfy the demand for a high-speed, low-drag lip moisturizer. The beef tallow and jojoba oil replenish your natural oils lost to a hot, cold, or dry environment. The cocoa butter gives it staying power, and the small amount of beeswax holds it all together.
(It proved to be so great for lips, Matilda decided to try it all over. See below...) Bill Kissel
We recommend pairing our excellent beef tallow soap with Major Bill's Lip Balm. The Lip Balm is hands-down the finest lip repair and protector available, and will also provide relief from burns, including sun burn.
Questions? Do you want to talk to one of us? Want to order some soap by phone? Just call us at 706-561-3256. You can also email questions or orders to firstname.lastname@example.org!
Matilda’s Body Balm
"Mrs. Kissel also told me that Matilda's Body Balm works well on the face and is also good for burns. I found this to be so true. One day I had applied Nair Hair Remover to my face and left it on a little too long. When I washed it off my face was very red and burned. I immediately applied some face lotion hoping it would help but it did nothing to soothe my face. That night before went to bed I remembered what Mrs. Kissel told me about Matilda's Body Balm and applied it to my face. The next morning all of the redness had gone and I no longer had that burning feeling on my face. This product really does work wonders. I think anyone who tries the Second Hand Dogs products will be well pleased. "....M. from Columbus, GA
Matilda's Body Balm
This all natural moisturizer is made from cocoa butter, jojoba oil, and pure beef tallow. It's very light and absorbs into your skin quickly and easily. It's oils are most like your skin's own oil chemistry, so your skin loves it.
One night not so long ago, Matilda became upset from reading the labels of her favorite moisturizers, make up, shampoo, and toothpaste. All of them contained chemicals she had learned were carcinogens, or that broke down the cell structure of her skin, or that were used in antifreeze and hazardous industrial cleaners. In desperation, she looked at her Major Bill's Lip Lube and decided it was light, wonderfully moisturizing, and something actually good for her skin. In a wild move, she ran the little stick over her face and spread it out with her fingertips. WOW, was that easy, and was that ever pleasant.
The next morning, her skin felt smooth and soft like never before. She turned to Major Bill and asked for a bigger tube of the product, so she could use it on her face, hands, nails, feet, and generally anywhere else she wanted. Thus, Matilda's Body Balm was born.
Matilda's Body Balm has done some pretty impressive things in it's short life. It has significantly relieved one customer's psoriasis symptoms. It has been used on another customer's back and prevented a sunburn from hurting or peeling. It has taken the burn out of Matilda's own kitchen burn, and it never even peeled, either. It has softened summer feet callouses in just a couple of days. One teacher we know has applied it with a cotton swab to "boo-boo's" in her classroom, and "made it feel better."
We can hardly tell you how wonderful this product feels on your skin, or how many uses it has. We're still counting.
Matilda's Body Balm .5 oz. tube $5.00
(Shipping and handling for your entire order will be $6.00)